Front view of a black T-shirt with distressed text reading “MY GIRLFRIEND WILL KILL YOU” and a cartoon woman holding a knife.

My Girlfriend Will Kill You – Graphic T-Shirt

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$23.53 USD
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Front view of a black T-shirt with distressed text reading “MY GIRLFRIEND WILL KILL YOU” and a cartoon woman holding a knife.
  • Front view of a black T-shirt with distressed text reading “MY GIRLFRIEND WILL KILL YOU” and a cartoon woman holding a knife.
  • White T-shirt featuring a woman holding a knife between the distressed text “MY GIRLFRIEND WILL KILL YOU.”
  • Front view of a model wearing a Pepper T-shirt with distressed “MY GIRLFRIEND WILL KILL YOU” text and a woman holding a knife.
  • Model wearing a black T-shirt with distressed “MY GIRLFRIEND WILL KILL YOU” text and a woman holding a knife.
My Girlfriend Will Kill You – Graphic T-Shirt

My Girlfriend Will Kill You – Graphic T-Shirt

$23.53 USD
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Product type
T-Shirt
Fabric
Cotton
Fabric weight
206.8 g/m² (6.1 oz/yd²)
Construction
Garment-dyed pre-shrunk jersey with taped neck and shoulders and double-needle stitching.
Size & fit

Relaxed

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Production: 2–5 business days

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A deadpan warning with a darkly comic twist, this design pairs the blunt line “MY GIRLFRIEND WILL KILL YOU” with a mischievous cartoon woman gripping a knife. The distressed lettering gives the artwork a worn-in edge, while her knowing expression keeps the threat firmly tongue-in-cheek.

Made for anyone with a taste for sarcastic humour and gothic-leaning graphics, it brings bold personality to an everyday outfit. Wear it with dark denim or relaxed cargos for an easy look that lets the punchline do all the talking.

Made from 100% ring-spun cotton with a relaxed fit and a garment-dyed finish. Available in Black, Pepper and White, sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL and 4XL.
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