Front view of a black T-shirt featuring a circular graphic of a sunglass-wearing monkey in a cap and leather jacket, flames, and text.

Touch My Beard & Tell Me I'm Pretty – Graphic T-Shirt

Black / S
2,868 ISK
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Front view of a black T-shirt featuring a circular graphic of a sunglass-wearing monkey in a cap and leather jacket, flames, and text.

Touch My Beard & Tell Me I'm Pretty – Graphic T-Shirt

2,868 ISK
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Product type
T-Shirt
Fabric
Cotton
Fabric weight
206.8 g/m² (6.1 oz/yd²)
Construction
Garment-dyed pre-shrunk jersey with taped neck and shoulders and double-needle stitching.
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Meet the beard with attitude. A sunglass-wearing monkey in a cap and leather jacket takes centre stage in a circular, vintage-style graphic, ringed by flames and the gloriously cheeky command: “TOUCH MY BEARD & TELL ME I'M PRETTY”.

Part tough-guy swagger, part absurd self-confidence, this design turns facial hair into a very serious matter. Bold typography, warm flame accents and the monkey’s deadpan expression give it a classic graphic-tee feel with plenty of playful sarcasm.

Made from 100% ring-spun cotton with a relaxed fit and a garment-dyed finish. Available in Black and White, sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL and 4XL.